Originally written on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 10/25/11

Should we be surprised that there’s a sense of urgency from Baron Davis to unload his 9,000 sq. ft. Vegas mansion? Not really. Not like homeslice is getting an NBA paycheck right now. But all of you figuring this is just a lockout real estate dump need to realize that Baron had this pad on the market in 2009 for $4.5mm. So now it’s empty and perfect for the porn czar looking to buy a place on the cheap in Vegas to shoot MILF videos.

Just think of all the scenes available under one roof. Pool scene. Crazy ass shower scene.

Baron Davis Vegas Mansion Details:

• 5 bed, 4 bath

• 3/4 acre

• 24-hour guarded, gated community

• Move-in ready like tomorrow

• Southern Highlands golf access

• 4 half baths perfect for massive porn parties

• So close to the M Resort that you’ll be eating lunch there Monday-Friday

• Great locals only slot deals at M Resort

• Low property taxes ($24,000 in 2011)

Asking Price: $2,900,000

Mortgage: 30-year fixed w/20% down = $11,000 (always add an extra 5% per year for illegal Mexican gardeners and pool boys)

[Baron Davis House For Sale - Zillow]

[HT: Guyism]

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