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Sometimes I’ll see a middle-aged woman walking down the street, or driving her kids to soccer practice, or doing whatever else it is that middle-aged women do, and I’ll think man, she really needs to stop dressing like her 16-year-old daughter. While I assume that aging into the 40s and 50s can be frustrating, it happens to all of us (well, all of us who are fortunate enough to make it that far) and I believe that acceptance is key. Like, to dress yourself up as a college student at age 45 doesn’t make you look any younger… it just makes it look as if you’re in denial, and maybe trying a bit too hard to avoid the inevitable. Silly… that’s the best word I can come up with to describe the look.
While Carlos Boozer isn’t a middle-aged woman who wears American Eagle, he’s got the male version of the problem on his hands. Follicle by follicle, Boozer’s hairline has been making a slow but steady escape from his forehead over the course of his NBA career. For years he seemed content to
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It’s not often that we have to bust out the fashion police here at LBS, but Carlos Boozer’s spray paint job on his head Sunday definitely called for it. We have no idea if he lost a bet or if he thought nobody would notice, but we did. It takes a pretty awful haircut to become a trending topic on Twitter, so congrats on that, Carlos.
For comparison, below is a shot of how Boozer’s...
I didn’t plan on writing today because I like to take Tuesdays off to perfect my FIFA 12 skills, and since I’m dedicated to the process of being a champion I don’t like to waver. However all that went out the window when I realized there was a coat of stuff in Carlos Boozer’s of the Chicago Bulls‘ head Sunday afternoon.
Let me first admit that I was fooled. I watched him...
In the wake of Sunday’s devastating, humiliating beatdown to the Boston Celtics — stunning as the winds strongly howls through the Windy City — we’ve fathom the reason for the Chicago Bulls’ woes of late. When Carlos Boozer joined the Bulls, migrating feasibly to America’s most enthusiastic sports towns, he was expected to be the consolation prize, expected to act...
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Looks like Bulls forward Carlos Boozer has got the fix. It appears Booz spray paints his head before games. Not a very bright idea, unless of course it’s sweat proof. Imagine how the defense must feel when he lowers his head and drives to the hole. -TO
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What the hell is this guys deal? Not only does he suck so bad that his kids root for the other team, he's sporting this look now! How does one even get this look? Is this from a can? Is it from a paint-brush? Did he get wasted and pass out, only to have a bunch of his buddies standing over him with Sharpies? This is not a good look. Should've just embraced going bald...
The Chicago Bulls and the Boston Celtics clashed on Sunday in a battle of Eastern Conference giants but most viewers were left scratching their, um, heads when Carlos Boozer and his scalp appeared on national television looking rather "rejuvenated". In case you were wondering if your television's color and contrast settings had been mysteriously altered, the good folks...
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.
Shout Out to RantSports for the pic
Tell me that is not one of the most awkward pictures you have ever seen? Last time I saw a picture this awkward, my friend was checking out his mom’s rack on Facebook. I mean what is the point of coloring your head like a the back of a Friendly’s menu? When you looked in the mirror, Carlos, did you tell yourself DAMN I LOOK GOOD?
During the past couple of seasons, Chicago Bulls forward Carlos Boozer has decided to rock the bald look but it appears that he's trying to grow some hair back.Check out this picture provided by Mock Session of Boozer shooting around during the Bulls/Celtics game on Sunday and his new look:
Do you think the ladies will like the spray on hair look T...
Carlos Boozer must have been worried about being on National TV today as he clearly sprayed on his already unusual hairline. Did he tape it off because it looks like a freakin Ken Doll.
Boozer must have been up late watching this infamous infomercial last night:
Credit where credit is due, hair transplants are crazy expensive, spray painting your forehead is a way better alternative.
Real or fake? This has been the most debated topic in the world today. This is bigger than Whitney Houston or the Foo Fighters. The Grammys can't touch this topic and Casey Anthony is a story of the past. This right here is the real mystery. What is going on with Carlos Boozer's physical appearance? I mean I never met a basketball player who didn't look...
All this talk about Carlos Boozer’s horrific hairdo Sunday reminds me that we never posted the hilarious video of Inside the NBA spoofing LeBron’s Decision.
LeBron’s hairline is a favorite topic for the guys on TNT. Two weeks ago it was Charles Barkley and Shaq mocking LeBron’s hairline. Last Thursday, Ernie Johnson turned LeBron’s “Decision” into one about him making...
Good to get back in the win column, especially against the Rondo-hatingest group of fans. They start out pretty arrogant and just like most teams, start attacking their own players when things don't go so well. Their reaction to Boozer's hair was hilarious. I hope you enjoy today's winning comments from the other side! What's your favorite?