Originally written on The Other Paper  |  Last updated 11/19/14

It's bad enough that Kris Humphries has to endure the the Barclays Center boo-birds but now the Nets forward's ears are being bombarded by the rap of Kanye West every time he enters a nightclub to unwind. Club deejays seem to enjoy torturing Humphries with the vocal stylings of his ex-wife Kim Kardashian's new paramour and it's apparently affecting his game —off the court. Humphries' futility with the ladies was witnessed Wednesday night at the Manhattan hotspot WiP — you might remember it as the place Tony Parker almost lost an eye during the infamous Drake-Chris Brown brawl — where he went after the New York Knicks blew out the Nets at Madison Square Garden. Humphries was chatting up some women and trying to score a few digits while an uninterrupted stream of West's music blared throughout the club, said a source. "He was trying to talk to every girl in there and was getting turned down by every girl he spoke to," an eyewitness told the New York Daily News' Confidential. The source said the two deejays, Chuck Barrett and Scram Jones, piled on the Kanye beats and by the time they played "Mercy" and "Clique," Humphries had had enough. "He took a bottle of Patron that he didn't pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs," said the witness.  "Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying." The wear and tear of an NBA season must be nothing compared to the travails of a 72-day marriage to Kardashian and the drawn-out divorce they are still embroiled in. Last month, reports Confidential, Humphries tried to pick up DJ Kalkutta, after another Nets loss, while she was spinning a West tune — now that's sad. "He emailed a couple of times," said the vinyl spinner. "But I never answered." Sadder yet. A season with the Kardashians, a mid-season Nets collapse and an unending loop of Kanye.  Can't this poor guy get a break.

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22 Comments:
  • Who gives a d*** about Kanye West, Kim K, or Kris. Kim used him for her families show. Kim has slepted with how manyh men???? Exactly.... Kris should me glad that flat backer moved on to the next. She's with West for fame. West is with her because Amber left his drunk a**. Now she's pregnant and moving on too. So my advise for Kris H is to find you a nice girl and count your blessings that this Beouch is no longer your headache :)
  • Kanye W. isn't worth talking about, does anyone remember how he took the microphone from Taylor swift cause he wanted someone else to win? And now everyone is using him to diss Humphries?
    So use one bad guy to make another one look bad. We don't know if the media is reporting this true or not. they also reported the killer in the Newtown CT murders was at the school the day before which wasn't true.
    We all need to concentrate on peace and healing./
    Leave K Humpries alone.
    We have such a mess, I can't even believe I am taking the time to comment on this. I just feel bad for Kris.
    The media and this article feels like bullying for profit.
    It's so sad.
    The media being as powerful as it is should cut the crap and be kind. Yes I like news too, but I don't believe half of it.
    Did n't we just lose a nurse to suicide because of a media mistake.
    I want the news like everyone else but I want news on how the world is healing, not someone didn't wear underwear to a premier.
  • childish bunch of idiots!
  • I said it when i first saw this guy with Kimmye. God as my witness I said "its not going to work!" Why. 1. CH isnt dark enough. Kimmye likes brown skin brothers. 2. He was too tall and akward looking with her. Kimmye likes to be in your face...not your below chest level. 3. CH is not cute! Kimmye is too damn pretty for CH. CH is grown. Kimmye didnt tie him up and drag him to the alter. CH said he had doubts before he said I DID...lol. CH just needs to save his basketball money because any girl he gets is looking at a fine life from an NBA player...yes its about the money and love when youre a pro baller. You know that! Dont front! Im a Kimmye fan and CH just needs to sign divorce papers and keep it moving. His animosity is making him look like a ridculous sore loser. By tying up the divorce other women are wondering how hard a time they will have if it dont work out. They might not be married to CH but they will definately be getting a stalking/restraining order to get rid of him. Move on CH. If you were really tired of all the drama you wouldnt keep it going.Stay home and out the clubs. You cant handle it! lol. KIMYE i love you my dark skin brother. You and Kimmy look like the prince and the princess. PERFECT!!! Kimye keep writing, keep busting CH's balls and get your woman! CH dont go postal on nobody. It aint gonna do you no good and you gonna go to a hotter hell than you living in. I know the pressure is alot to handle but if you act like a man and not think like a woman..(gotta use it SH...lol)... you'd man up and let go and let God. HE will send your soulmate to you once you get yourself free to accept her. Theres someone for everyone and you not it for the KIMYE'S! Ill tip it for the homie at the wedding. KIMYE have inboxed me yet so i can tell you where to send the invite? And pls dont send no BS replies to me people cuz I dont discriminate when i hate!...ahahahaha!!! #TRUTH
  • Happy for you that you "don't discriminate when you hate", but it would be nice if you could learn to spell! And it's KH, KRIS Humphries. Seems like since you got so much smack to talk, you'd get the details right?! Hahahaha!!!!
  • she didnt give or wont give his ring back so it not signing or giving her the divorce papers
  • They treat this as if Humphries is somehow the LOSER in the Kardashian sweepstakes. The real loser is Kanye West, since he's stuck with that misshapen media *****. Humphries is well rid of that creature. When he comes into a club and the DJ plays Kanye West, Humphries should yell out, "HE'S the loser. He's stuck with that worthless bitch! I'M FREE!"
  • Hey Kanye, how does RayJ and Kris' dictate?
  • The Knicks or the NEts will NOT win the NBA Championship The Knicks or the Nets will not win the NBA Championship the Knicks or the Nets will not win the NBA Championship The Knicks or the Nets will not win the NBA Championship. Champions spend the winter in Miami. If your great you spent the winter on south beach not in 20 degree weather in New York.
  • West is a MUCH bigger d*** than Humphries
  • It would be nice if the media would accurately write. I don't think the divorce has bee finalized legally; therefore there is no such thing as ex-wife-especially in New York. Currently she is an adultrous.
  • Is this really news? Come on, no one cares about that HO Kim or that idiot Kanye....

    Both are idiots....
  • "LUCKY I AIN'T HAVE JAY DROP HIM FROM THE TEAM!"- Kanye =). But I do feel bad for Kris. He seems like a regular guy. Don't torture him people. Go Kris!
  • Maybe he should stay out of clubs and find a nice girl some other place.
  • Divorce is not final. I think Kris is trying really stick it to her, unless its more publicity. How could anyone feel sorry for any of these people. Kris walked right into this one and gets everything he deserves. He should married that nice girl next door that we all dream about. I am sure he will find her at some of these bars he is hanging out at, or maybe he should try match.com. There can be life after Kim. I got over her. People should more like and concentrate writing about serious issues as the one above. Now that doomsday is over, I can get back to saving the world....Kris and Kim included, maybe not Kanye. I will have to change me name to begin with K!
  • Kim…that gold digging, money hungry, fat-dees in her mouth having bitch! That hoochie! Is still legally married. One thing about her, she can resist everything except temptation. she likes to jump on every magic stick that comes her way, she would turn-it into an Olympic sport. So, Chris…count ur blessings, slap yourself five, and don’t let no one get u with the old banana in the tail-pipe again…
  • Honestly, the only thing f-upped abou this story is the jerk who wrote. All because Humphries happen to step in sh*t once with the fat-assed con girl and who really cares about any of it? Another thing wrong might be with us that have even commented on this non-situation. I thought this was a sports page.
  • I love the sports, not the gossip that goes along with it. I am with you charliemuscle.
  • This is promoting bullying...Kim is really nobody that has accomplished nothing. Kanye has not done anything than bullying and Kris is with his basketball. That's it!
  • He is catching alot of crap. Lucky he didn't catch anything else from that skank
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