Create-a-caption: Georgia on Captain Jack's mind

Warriors forward Stephen Jackson greets a young fan at the Protege Tour stop in ... in ... um, camo cargo shorts and an orange t-shirt— Oh! Mableton, Georgia! Nice! Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a few shiny quarters to play the Big Buck Hunter arcade game. Good luck, folks.After the jump, Jordan and Iverson.Winner, JM:MJ: "Olympiakos is offering you $10 million? That's so cute. Allen, I've got $10 million sewed into the lining of this jacket. This jacket cost $10 million. It's made from blue whale and coelacanth. $10 million — that's adorable. Come here you little rascal."Co-runner-up, AJ:MJ: "If you ever cross me over like that again, I will end you. Now smile like I made a joke."AI: (uncomfortable smile)MJ: "OK good, now get the hell outta here."Co-runner-up, Hindusun: Michael Jordan, not to be outdone by Shaq's WWE performance, decides to put the next person he sees into a deadly sleeper hold. He's still...