Create-a-caption: Nene and friends

Denver Nuggets center Nene poses for a photo with two security officers at The Great Wall on Friday in Mutianyu, China. Best caption wins their hats. Good luck. After the jump, Marvin shows some kids a panda skull.Winner, Roger Mason(notes) Jr. = Hero:"... that's why, kids, you're about as likely to Mike Woodson with a coaching gig next year as you are to see Ling-Ling here balance a ball on his nose."Co-runner-up, Bear Killer:"... and this is what Coach Woodson's face looks like when Josh Smith(notes) pulls up to shoot a trey."Co-runner-up, Andrew K: Adding to his already impressive résumé, Marvin Williams(notes) shows off the remains of another Hawks front office worker who believed that drafting him second in the 2005 Draft was the correct choice.