Create-a-caption: 'Um, I'm stuck'

Lebron James(notes) makes handprints to inaugurate a playground in Paris during the Nike Lebron World Tour in France. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a slide and some wine. After the jump, Mickael Pietrus in LeBron's clothes. Winner, Beau:Pietrus (in an outrageous French accent): "We have done eet. We have rizzen triumphant like dee Arch in Pair-ee. This year, we will beat those Laquers and dance like kings of old through the gardenz of Versailles. Again, we have ee-shuh-there. Dwight, mon amour, I believes you when you say to me 'Courtney means nothing.'"Co-runner-up, Break Urbans Nose: "Ten more minutes until I am back on the injury report."