Deconstructing the Starbury Car Crash

The setup: Stephon Marbury is still livecasting, well, his life. Even as I write this post, there's music playing with a black screen on his Justin.TV screen. Marbury has eaten Vaseline. Cried. And now, we've got our first on-air car accident at around the 1:40 mark below: Let's go back and break this down: 1:00 -- The philosopher Marbury reminds us it's always a positive day when we wake up and that a lot of people don't wake up. Fair point. 1:15 -- The natural transition into singing Happy Birthday, of course. 1:37 -- Why yes, Stephon, it would be nice if Mary J. Blige sang Happy Birthday to me. 1:46 -- [CRASH! Camera Tumbles.] 1:48 -- "Don't worry about it. Ain't nothin' but the devil." Yes, please repeat that verbatim when the insurance guy shows up. That should be sufficient evidence for your claim to be filed. I didn't catch this live because I was out playing basketball, so maybe someone can fill me in...