Originally written on In The Neutral Zone  |  Last updated 11/18/14
  Button down dress shirt.  Red loafers.  Grade A date.  Dwyane Wade just keeps killing life.  Nicole went viral with her video asking Dwyane to be her prom date.  What’d Dwyane do?  He came right in and cuckolded Nicole’s date.  Dwyane even made light of it by saying “Am I like your date as well? I’m like both your date.”  Even Nicole’s friends wanted a piece of the action. The guy stood no chance. Most guys look forward to prom as the night they’ll bang their date.  But most guys don’t have to worry about their date having a celebrity athlete show up to surprise them.  No chance she touches your dick after seeing D.Wade.  Suck it up, bro, and move on to the next.  Maybe you can get that chick who’s slightly overweight, but not really, who doesn’t have a date and was looking forward to a night of drinking and mistake making. Not all of them can be Grade A’s.  Some of them have to be C-minuses.  Hope he at least got an autograph for all his troubles. By the way, knee looks pretty good, Dwyane. PS: Dwyane smiling and laughing in the limo is so cocky.  He knew what he just did.  Grade A Nicole already has a date to prom?  Dwyane don’t care.
1 Comment:
  • Must have sucked to be her date whether he admits it or not. I highly doubt any girl would be fine with being shown up by a supermodel or playboy playmate on her prom night.
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