You might come across parking meters that last longer than the Eddy Curry experiment with the Miami Heat. That's because the ol' pork chop ain't exactly motoring up and down the hardwood.
Curry, the Heat’s attempt at a reclamation project at center, missed his second consecutive practice Tuesday. He made it through his first workout with the team on Saturday but left his second practice on Sunday early and now has missed the new two sessions. The Heat say Curry has been sore and has a hip flexor after his limited work thus far.
This is Curry's last chance to play in the NBA. Well, it SHOULD be his last chance to play in the NBA but considering the money being thrown at big men, I feel like someone might take a chance on him if it doesn't work out. Still, though, the jokes that Curry hoped to silence (like the pork chop remark I made 15 seconds ago) are only being reinforced. This doesn't help:
[Curry] said he’d lost 70 pounds in preparation for trainin...
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