ESPN - The Especially Sadistic Peoples Network - A Perkisabeast.com Investigation

It has taken us a long time to compose our thoughts on this issue: From ESPN Page 2 What would you most like to see this weekend? 1. Steelers beat Patriots 2. Santana traded to any team besides the Red Sox 3. Kevin Garnett blows out his knee 4. All of the above We waited for the dictated apology and the Bigots of Bristol obliged: "Friday's ESPN.com Page 2 poll used very poor judgment in its option about Kevin Garnett. The poll was removed immediately upon the senior editorial staff becoming aware, and we sincerely regret the error in judgment. We are addressing the issue and apologize to Kevin Garnett, to the Celtics organization and to those offended by the poll question. Obviously, we wish good health to all athletes." We need you, dear readers, to notice what the apology doesn't acknowledge and something no one in the media will comment on, and that is the fact that KG has been wearing a brace for the past five games. It wasn't a misguided gesture, it was a truly hateful act. We, the Crack Staff, such obvious paragons of Journalistic Ethics, demand ESPN publicize the names of those people involved and the corporeal punishments administered upon their heads before they were relieved of their duty. We Demand Answers!