Found November 07, 2012 on Awful Announcing:
Kris Humphries of the Brooklyn Nets gets his 2012 election information from only the best sources... My cab driver told me Romney won.Can I trust this? — Kris Humphries (@KrisHumphries) November 7, 2012 In a word, no. Thankfully, Humphries turned on a working television and discovered the real results of tonight's election.  (Hopefully.)  You'd have to forgive Humphries though, I can imagine after going through a fake Kardashian wedding it's difficult to tell what's real in the world. Also, Rob Lowe is a cab driver now???

Humphries fooled by devious cabbie

Nets big man Kris Humphries tweeted Tuesday night that a cabbie informed him that Mitt Romney had been elected President and was seeking confirmation on the tip.

Kris Humphries is told Romney won by cab driver

Kris Humphries continues to get all the wrong information from everybody in his life.My cab driver told me Romney won.Can I trust this?— Kris Humphries (@KrisHumphries) November 7, 2012 

Nets' new mascot is 'meh'

About the only thing the Brooklyn Nets did not steal from the San Antonio Spurs (the team color scheme to be exact) has been their new mascot. So the Nets and Marvel Comics teamed up to create a new mascot and right away you might be thinking, "OK, cool Marvel is involved. The character should be pretty cool, right?" Well sort of, kind of. Named the "BrooklyKnight...

POTD 11/5/12: Chase Budinger on Kris Humphries

Fun Fact: In the year 2006, Chase Budinger was named co-MVP of the McDonald’s All-American Game (with Kevin Durant) as well as MVP of the US Junior Olympic Volleyball Tournament in the 18 and under division.  In 2012, Budinger mostly plays basketball… but he still gets up for the occasional spike, such as this one over the top of Kris Humphries… Honorable mention to Nicolas...

Nets' Wallace fined $5K for flopping

Brooklyn Nets forward Gerald Wallace has been fined $5,000 by the NBA for flopping, joining teammate Reggie Evans as the only repeat offenders under the league's new penalty system. The league also gave Clippers veteran Chauncey Billups a warning Wednesday for falling backward after launching a jumper against Utah with little or no contact. Wallace was defending a driving LeBron...

Gerald Wallace (ankle) out for Nets vs. Heat

Forward Gerald Wallace will not play for the Brooklyn Nets against the Miami Heat on Wednesday night while he continues to recover from a sprained left ankle. Nets coach Avery Johnson says Wallace' status is day-to-day, and that he'll be evaluated again before Brooklyn visits Orlando on Friday. Wallace was hurt in the fourth quarter of the Nets' season-opener on Saturday...

Nets F Wallace to miss second straight game

The Brooklyn Nets will be without forward Gerald Wallace for a second conscutive game because of a sprained left ankle. Wallace won't be available Wednesday night when the Nets face the Miami Heat, the team announced. He sat out Monday's loss to Minnesota after suffering the injury in Brooklyn's season opener on Saturday. The Nets also will be missing reserved forward...

Andray Blatche Ran Out Of Gas, Literally

I can’t make this ish up… After the Nets’ home opener, Blatche tweeted that he had ran out of gas on the highway….. Andray, man, you hang in there.

Brooklyn Nets New Mascot – VIDEO

Nets Admit Roster Construction Had Heat In Mind

The acquisition of Joe Johnson and Gerald Wallace were controversial for the Nets, but it allows them to instantly compete against the Heat.

5 things to watch: Nets vs. Heat

The Brooklyn Nets (1-1) will make a trip to Florida to face the Miami Heat (3-1) for an Eastern Conference showdown. However, it will be a tall task for the Nets to leave South Beach with a win as Miami is undefeated at home early in the season. Not to mention the Nets have lost six in a row in Miami. Miami is coming off a 124-99 win over Phoenix while Brooklyn is coming off...

Miami starts 4-0 at home in routing Nets

MIAMI -- The Brooklyn Nets have the second-biggest payroll in the NBA, but the team that was on the money Wednesday night was the Miami Heat. Miami, playing its most complete game of the season, defeated the Nets, 103-73, to raise its record to 4-1. It's also the first time in franchise history that the Heat has started a season 4-0 at home. The Heat have now beaten the Nets...

Andray Blatche runs out of gas on the highway and live-tweets the whole thing

In the 21st century most people have the luxury of having something called a “fuel light” in their car. In case the needle on your gas gauge isn’t enough to let you know when you need to start thinking about fueling up, the fuel light is there for added guidance. It would appear that Brooklyn Nets forward Andray Blatche either doesn’t have a fuel light or doesn’t pay attention...
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