Found October 29, 2012 on Busted Coverage:
PLAYERS: Kris Humphries
TEAMS: Brooklyn Nets
And here we figured Kris Humphries would be Kanye and find a chick to be his Kardashian. Oh, well. Instead, we get Kris as Kenny Powers at some sausage-fest with his boys. As Kenny likes to say: “I’m sick and tired of carrying all the weight, the coaches and owners not giving me the **** I need to win. Atlanta, you’re ******* out. Kenny Powers is now a free agent. Let’s buy the bar and get *********. Get me paid, *****!” [via Kris Humphries Instagram] Filed under: Basketball
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