Originally posted on Sports-Glory  |  Last updated 10/2/12

The Orlando Magic will miss a lot of things Dwight Howard brought to the court, but they will mostly miss his farting abilities.

Glenn Davis told Orlando Sentinel's Josh Robbins: "The thing we're going to miss most about Dwight," Davis said. "Is his farting ability."

"A great farter," he contined. "He can fart. He can fart loud -- the loudest farts. Silent farts."

Howard is known to fool around at practice, shootarounds and press conferences.  

Sounds like Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash and the rest of the Los Angeles Lakers players wont know what hit them the first time Howard lets one loose.    


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