Melo's Girlfriend Aint havin it, boi!

We all know Mr. Anthony got picked up the other night for a DUI in Denver. However, according to TMZ, Melo was given an illegal ride home (IE, not the Police Station), when his G/F Lala Vazquez refused to come pick him up when asked by the Denver Police. According to the report… [After a DUI,] the law says cops take you to detox or release you to a "sober, responsible party." After the bust, cops took Melo to a local hospital for a blood test. The CW2 reports that's when they called his baby mama La La to come get him — she said no way, Jose! [somehow, I doubt that's a real quote -Ed.] Instead of taking him to their other option — detox — a sergeant personally took Anthony in his police cruiser to the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in downtown Denver, where he was staying. […] Another cop drove Melo's $130,000 sick silver Mercedes to a safe place — a police parking lot — so he could come back later and pick it up. What's supposed to happen is the car is towed to an impound yard, but apparently the cops didn't want Melo's ride to get vandalized. I don't really blame you for this Melo. I'd have to be drunk to nail LaLa too. Oh, and if you're wondering why Coach George Karl wasn't contacted about picking up Melo, it's because he was only to be released a sober, responsible party. Sorry Georgy.