Originally written on Beer Mug Sports  |  Last updated 5/3/12

If Mike Woodson adheres the following instructions than he will allow the Knicks to have a chance in hell at beating the Heat on Sunday...Someone email this to him.. please.

1. DO NOT ALLOW JEFFRIES TO PLAY. HE SHOULD NOT BE ON THE COURT AT ALL DURING THE PLAYOFFS LET ALONE ON ANY COURT DURING ANY NBA GAME!

2. Grow a pair balls and tell Melo to stop taking every ******* shot and let him know that he is NOT the point guard.

3. Allow the PG to play PG and STOP PLAYING 2 PGS AT THE SAME TIME!

4. Put more than 1 guy (Tyson) in the box to grab offensive rebounds

5. Quit putting Novak in only when we need desperation 3 pointers. It's kind of OBVIOUS WHERE WE'RE TRYING TO SWING THE BALL BRO!!

6. Fire Amare.. I don't even want to go there right now, but I'll touch on it briefly. The guy shouldn't even be allowed to be at the game, it just pisses me off to see him sitting there with his cast/slingy thing wrapped around his arm. Last year it was back spasms and court side yoga and now it's losing fights to fire extinguishers.

7. Force Landry Fields to take 2000 shots every single day until Sunday because his roll is more important than anyone ponders with two star players out.

8. Buy Baron Davis a steak dinner because he ******* deserves it for playing with profundity while putting up with everyone else's **** for the past 3 games.

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