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Found February 13, 2013 on The Last Angry Fan:

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Will Ferrell does goofy things sometimes.

So this happened on Tuesday night at the Staples Center, as Ferrell donned one of the famous red coats worn by the arena’s security team and went to work keeping the crowd on their best behavior. The Anchorman star went all out on his gig, even adopting a fake name that is rather hilariously inappropriate…


That’s right, the Staples Center crowd was under the stern and watchful eye of Ted Vagina, security guard. A little sophomoric I’ll agree, but hey, at least he kept things somewhat tasteful, especially when you consider the alternatives.

Here’s a video of Mr. Vagina surveying the crowd…

And kicking out noted instigator Shaquille O’Neal…

The Lakers ended up winning 91-85 behind Dwight Howard’s 19 points and 18 boards, and Kobe Bryant’s team-high 9 assists.

[top photo via @KamPashai, bottom photo via @Espo]

12 Comments:
  • This is a scam spam, you should ashammed of your BS
  • That's pretty funny. I wouldn't have done the Vagina thing but I would have come up with a funny last name. Well I have to go now, I'm looking at a picture on this page of Kate Upton in her SI cover photo and I need to get a better look so I can comment on the appropriateness of her dress. Purely community standards observations of course.
  • How about Little Brown Pooperman instead of Ted Vagina?
  • LOL!!!!
  • Will Ferrell is not funny; he has never been funny. He has no talent! I make it a point to never watch ANYTHING he is involved with, including the above videos.
  • Doesn't stop you from reading about him does it? I hear a bit of the green eyed monster. Just because his humor and talent doesn't appeal to you, doesn't mean others don't enjoy him and cheer on his success. Grow up.
  • It's simple, if you like Mr. Ferrell you have no taste. It's that rarest of occurances: a viable tautology.
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