P.J. Brown, during his half-season as a Boston Celtic, scored more than four points in a regular season game exactly zero times.I can remember Brown running (if you can call it that) up- and down-court during his first game as a Celtic and thinking, “Well, that dude’s washed up.” Brown could barely move, and the lack of mobility made sense — he’d been retired for more than half a season, meaning he’d probably been sitting on his couch, watching TV, eating potato chips and utilizing the Rasheed Wallace workout plan. I’m telling you: when he first joined the Celtics, Brown ran like he had two flat tires. Couldn’t run, couldn’t jump, couldn’t slide his feet. Sadly enough, he looked like me, circa now.I just checked Brown’s game log today, and (somehow, by the grace of God) Brown recorded six rebounds (in six minutes) of his first game. But I can remember it well — Brown running like he had either A) a sprained ankl...
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