Phenomenal Swag: Spurs garden gnome

Trey Kerby of The Blowtorch searches high and low across the Internet for NBA-related goods you never knew you needed. You know, phenomenal swag. Email Ball Don't Lie any relevant products you find here.In the mystical land of San Antonio, caramel flows through the peppermint forest like water through an actual forest. Gumdrops fall from the sky like Tony Parker's(notes) floaters. And of course, everyone smiles as they drift past the ticket booths, which grow so incredibly high.Ruling over this fairytale locale is the benevolent wizard Gregg Popovich. It is only natural that his loyal subjects would honor the bearded wonder with a miniature figurine whittled from a single block of enchanted wood. And lucky for us, we can have a piece of that magic.For just $24.99 you can own your very own San Antonio Spurs garden gnome modeled on Popovich's famed beard. This friendly fellow will protect your garden from the dastardly Cold Miser who wants to destroy your plants. "Po...