Phoenix Suns's Plan

In a statement released after finalizing the trading of forward Shawn Marion and guard Marcus Banks for washed-up center Shaquille O'Neal, Phoenix Suns general manager Steve Kerr confirmed what many have suspected upon learning of this trade, which is that the Phoenix Suns are unequivocally, categorically, without a doubt tired of winning basketball games and plan to lose many more than they did before the trade. "Without a doubt, putting together a losing formula to tank this team's season is what this trade is all about," Kerr stated. "People think it's fun to win and everything is better for a franchise when its winning, but the truth is winning gets boring and we of the Phoenix Suns were about to die of it. This way, things will be way more entertaining around the team since there's no way the team with Shaquille O'Neal will ever be able to count on a sure victory for the rest of the reason. Pretty much it's subtraction by addition.&quo...