Originally posted on Next Impulse Sports  |  Last updated 7/2/12

A Rabbit Punch has two meanings, both of which describe the nature of the article. 1. A series of fast punches. 2. An illegal punch to the back of the head between the skull and the first vertebrate that can cause permanent damage to the nerves or death.

Spain won the Euro Cup proving that they might be the best team in most popular sport in the world. However, the U.S.A. is still the greatest because this still means nothing to most of us. So pardon my French, but suck it Spain.

Some major Olympic trials occurred over the weekend. To illustrate how wonderful the Olympics are, several smaller countries completely shut down to watch the Olympic trials. They wait with bated breath to see whom if anyone will be able to carry their nation’s flag into the opening ceremonies. As Americans we assume we have someone qualified for every event and do not really need to pay attention until the week before the opening ceremonies.

Tiger Woods regained his old form at Congressional, while passing Jack Nicholas for second on the tour wins list. If in fact Tiger has made a full comeback to his old playing form, it could give hope that Anger Management staring Charlie Sheen might be watchable.

Several NBA teams are vying for Ray Allen in free agency. This proves once and for all that whether in pick up ball or the NBA, if you can hit 3 pointers, someone will pick you up.

The MLB All Star Game lineups are set. 6 New York Yankees and all the Asian born player in the league are extremely confused why they did not get voted in as starters.

Boise State beat the deadline to leave the Mountain West Conference on their way to the Big East. With the addition of Boise State, Big East football fans (cough) are excited to put up a fight in a major bowl game.

Dwight Howard claims he would accept a trade to Brooklyn or he plans to play out the season and survey his options in free agency. Howard said he could handle the distractions waiting for the next big star in Brooklyn because he is already used to avoiding the distractions of Hogwarts in Orlando.

Detroit Lions head coach Jim Schwartz signed a multi-year contract extension. When you take the worst team in football history and make them a playoff team in 3 years, you get one free coach vs. coach fist fight.

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