Rubio is a Traitorous Con Artist Who Hates America

Before you go judging me, let me say this: I am not a Minnesota Timberwolves fan. I don’t follow the Timberwolves, could care less whether they succeed in the NBA and don’t usually absorb myself in their personnel issues. But this is different. This involves a kid who made a stupid decision that screwed over America. Not just the Timberwolves. Not just the state of Minnesota. The United States of America. If you happen to be American and love your country, then you should find it in your heart to hate Ricky Rubio. It’s patriotism. Hating Rubio should be synonymous with fireworks on the Fourth of July, watermelon at summer picnics and turkey at Thanksgiving. It should be second nature to all of us who stand and put our hands over our hearts when The Star-Spangled Banner plays. Before you buy into my notion, you probably want to know why. Why hate Ricky Rubio? It’s simple, really. Rubio is a traitor. A Benedict Arnold, if you will. Rubio entered the 2009 NBA Dr...