Sleepless in cyberspace: desparately seeking Dizzle.

Not at all happy about the rumors linking Baron Davis to a certain desparate housewife, Diana Taurasi has decided to take matters into her own hands. First, she managed to find time to put together this heartfelt plea on Yardbarker. Then she went out for game two of the WNBA finals and dropped 30 on Detroit to show Baron how serious she is. In the photo above it's pretty clear what her intentions are, Laura Bush be damned. And holy mother of Magic Johnson. If the two opted to spawn, there would be a gaggle of little beards dishing tasty dimes and smashing on the little Kiralenkos of the world.