Think of the Phoenix Suns latest (not to mention sensationally compelling) promotion as something of a test drive for local basketball fans.
The title is Satisfaction Guaranteed Night which without prior knowledge of the subject matter in question might sound a smidge like the working title for a Rolling Stones tour. But were simply dealing with a little relatively harmless professional basketball as interpreted by the Suns. And this crusty reality drags us to the doorstep of unfortunate timing.
The Suns are promising to refund the cost of a ticket to Thursdays game with the Dallas Mavericks to any fans who leave our arena unsatisfied after experiencing the excitement of Suns basketball.
The quote is attributed to Suns president Jason Rowley in a press release that arrived two days after the Suns lost by 40 to the mighty Detroit Pistons.
Before admitting this Motown calamity provoked a brief personal tremor, Rowley in a phone chat with FOXSportsArizona.com -- said the realit...