The Night The Lights Went Out In Indiana

IT’S SABU, SABU HAS RETURNED TO THE BANKERS LIFE FIELDHOUSE* Sadly when the lights come on there’s nobody there with a chair to toss at Kris Humphries’ face and jump kick it, but the power randomly going out during the second quarter of Thursday night’s game between the Indiana Pacers and New Jersey Nets was still pretty funny. It caused a five minute delay and did about as much damage as the Monday Night Football outage at Candlestick Park back in December, so I think my favorite part is the announcer going “hello? HELLO?” when they go out and imagining that he thought he’d just died, or found himself thrust into a Febreze commercial. *Alternate joke: Great, now the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands. [h/t to SportsGrid]