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This is wrong in every possible way. If you’re wealthy, and Tony Allen is, even amidst a lockout, then you have an obligation to hand out full size candy. It’s one of the few unwritten rules of pre-college Halloween. Rich people have to give out awesome candy, just like how the outcast in school needs to get his house toilet-papered, and how the idiots who leave out a giant bowl of candy with a sign thats says “please take one” need to pay for their stupidity. When I was a kid, there was nothing better than getting a giant Hershey bar in my bag. So shame on you Tony Allen, you better step your game up next year.
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With the NBA still under lockout mode, Tony Allen of the Memphis Grizzlies had to cut back on the Halloween candy and allegedly had to give out Top Ramen for All Hallows Eve.He informed the world of this through his Twitter page:(Courtesy of Funny Athlete Tweets)
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