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Dallas Mean Machine

submitted by phillyfitz
23 days ago  |  11 comments  |   Email to a Friend
The Dallas Cowboys are now taking the role of the mean machine from the longest yard. Vegas should take odds on what player kills a teammate first, pacman will kill a dallas cowboy cheerleader hoe, tank johnson will bring his entire NRA buddies and all of his illegal guns to fill his locker, t.o. will cry and kill someone so he can get the ball more because he is a bipolar freak. I also like Burt Reynolds alot better than Romosexual as well.

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11 Comments On: "Dallas Mean Machine"

 
1. FIVERINGS , 23 days ago  |  Reply
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Thanks for the compliments. First victim? Eagles on the second Monday night in September. Get your tickets now.

2. PhillyFan7 , 23 days ago  |  Reply
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Lmao nice cover, that'd be an amazing madden cover. Dallas has tons of talent, we can only hope that something goes wrong early, personalities clash, and they implode. Wishful thinking...

2.1. Annt74 , 22 days ago  |  Reply
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implode as in go to the NFC ship and NFL ship and lose

3. rhcp879 , 23 days ago  |  Reply
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The dallas cowboys will do anything to win a playoff game. Some teams just don't care who wears there uniforms, while others have a certain respect for their franchise. And have enough of it to know not to sign a psycho like Pacman, that bites people's ears off, and kills people.

3.2. FIVERINGS , 22 days ago  |  Reply
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Now, that's funnier than crap. Bites people's ears off and kills people? Who did he kill?

3.2.1. tcbailey24 , 22 days ago  |  Reply
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hasn't killed anyone to my knowledge, or biten anyone's ear off. all Pac does is try to have fun and make it rain......raining TD's over the league this year

3.2.1.1. FIVERINGS , 22 days ago
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That's right. Who was that guy with the star on his helmet that just ran through our special teams for another TD? Damn........it was Pacman.

3.3. phillyfitz , 22 days ago  |  Reply
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it is a really cheap, classless way to put together a team, instead of drafting well and and picking up decent free agents, they wait for players to screw up and pick them up after their suspensions and jail sentences, they deserve to lose and an implosion, karma will catch up with them and they still havent won a playoff game in a while, i still think they are a few convicts away

3.3.1. FIVERINGS , 22 days ago  |  Reply
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They have drafted and gotten free agents for that whole team except for Tank and Pacman. Not much basis for that argument. Kick Mike Patterson off the team then because he was caught with pot. There's one on your team.

3.3.1.2. phillyfitz , 22 days ago
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we drafted patterson, we didnt sign him after a suspension like t.o., tank, and pacman

4. tcbailey24 , 22 days ago  |  Reply
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this article is just so inteligent

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