Dear Chris Henry

Dear Chris,

I just wanted to thank you for being a total Jack *#_$(). Any chance we had of acquiring Ocho Cinco have now been squashed because you are an absolute idiot. Can you please explain to me how you can be such a stupid, selfish, sociopath? I just don't get it. Were you dropped on your head one too many times as a kid? Were those ugly braids too tight?

Now that Cinci is down to 0 wr's for mini camp I highly doubt 85 is going anywhere. I don't know if the birds had any chance of get him to begin with, but whatever chance that was is gone now.

Ocho should take that HOF jacket he had made and get the sleeves crossed and stitched to the back, get moron painted on the front and give it to you Mr Henry. I hope your NFL career is over and you end up bagging groceries at a local Acme. I want you to bag my wings and soda on gameday as I laugh in you face.

I'm so sick and tired of these incredibly stupid athletes that think they can do anything and get away with it. To quote Chappelle as Rick James "Should've never gave dem ($*#_@#'s money"

I'm embarrased for them and for my people. When you look at jerks like Henry, we should appreciate Big Red's philosophy with character guys even more. Because if Henry was an Eagles I would really be PO'd.
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If chad doesn't show to training camp and the date june 1st rolls by... i think Marvin lewis decides to get rid of distractions

Let me preface this by saying I still don't think we'll get Chad. That being said, Chris Henry didn't do anything to help or hurt the likelihood of Chad being traded. The Bengals finally seemed poised to clean house of all unwanted troublemakers and distractions. They were even talking about it on Around the Horn, but like rhcp said...they'll wait til after June 1st and avoid the cap hit.

Okay, we can definitely look at Quan, hmm? D D D, how do you like it D?

we can look at whoever we want...who we get is a different story but the top 3 are obviously anquan chad and roy williams....we'll see draft day most likley whats gonna go down

your comments are hilarious and well articulated..you read my mind!

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