Polamalu, Fitzgerald Now Considered Cursed

As we quickly move on from the disappointment of last night's Penguin game, there's no better important topic to segue into than the cover of a video game. So consider yourself now informed that a Steeler (Troy Polamalu) and a former Pitt Panther (Larry Fitzgerald) will be on the cover of Madden '10, the first two-player cover in the game's history. And since our culture connects any less-than-desirable outcome to a curse, one or both of these men should immediately begin watching the sky in the event of an Acme Anvil falling on their head. Or so you would believe.The Madden Curse definitely has some flaws in its theory. For instance, Ray Lewis was on the cover in 2005, and his "curse" most commonly given is that he failed to intercept a pass that season. How did he ever manage to pull his life together from such a tragedy?And take John Madden himself. He was on the cover for years, and all he did was continue to cash checks from EA, Ace Hardware, and whatever network he worked for...