Rule #3: No Fun.

The Kansas City Chiefs are the the owners of two utterly ridicuous things. The first is a starting QB named Brodie Croyle. The second is a "Fan Code of Conduct." Rule number 2 under this code of conduct is a ban on standing during the game. That's right you are not allowed to stand up during a Chiefs game.

According to the Shutdown Corner this code of conduct was written by an 85 year old second grade teacher. I am not even going to comment on the ridiculousness of that. And if you thought this couldn't get any lamer there is a system in place which allows you to tattle via text message to the authorities.

21 Comments On: "Rule #3: No Fun."

 
Can you say "police state"? What is there to do at a football game if not stand up (over and over)? Just because the 85-year-old teacher can't get his (or her) ass out of the seats fast enough to keep up with the plays doesn't mean everyone else should have to suffer for it. Now I know why I'm not a Chiefs fan (in addition to being a Raiders fan).

WHAT?! Raiders and Chiefs fans aren't good pals?!

Maybe you and I could be (if you're a Chiefs fan). But we'd have to do that sh-t on the DL.

LOL appreciate the love. But I'm pretty indifferent on the Chiefs. Skins are my team

Are you my neighbor? I'm in the DMV (the V part - Alexandria to be exact).

Nope I'm in the Bay Area

Why are we regressing into this commie rule-making bull? Do these teams even want fans?

On a completely unrelated note, Kat, why are you a Raiders fan living in VA?

Its lame-if they want to make rules fine, but why don't they get someone to make the rules who has a clue

Ahhhhh, can I say "an ex" and just leave it at that?

And why didn't you ask WJ why he's a Skins fan living in the Bay Area? Thats discrimination! Of course, if you say its because I'm more interesting, I'll forgive you.

what up Kat! Go Broncos! :)

Ok, TC, everybody knows that your teams make absolutely no geographic sense. We get it.

i know

The rule states "standing erect" is not permissible. I'm still in the clear then. Most of the time I stand in a flaccid state.

It's official - the Chiefs stink

This rule could have saved me from jail time. People dont like it when you tell them to "Sit the F*** down!" and throw beer on them.

lets here the whole story sounds awesme

Its the classic story of "girl cant see, guy tries to solve, gets in argument, is told that his girl is pretty, ^words are said and beer is thrown followed by punch THEN push, leading to other guy hitting his head on a metal armrest, ended by security detaining the guy who is luckily still standing". The other guy and his buddy went to the medic office, and, of course, my girl finished watching the game in peace

DAAANNG!!! KillerTalon - that name fits! lol!
I must give your girl props for finishing out the game. A lesser woman would've wanted to go home. She appreciates your efforts. you should marry her.

She knew that I would want to know exactly how the game ended and the outcome right after it was all over. She isnt a football fan, but she is an amazing woman

F DA RULZ!!!!!!!!

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