Tony Romo and Jessica Break Up :sad faces:

OMG!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Like omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why am I posting this stupid topic? Well, because, I have nothing better to do...and it's evening time in Afghanistan, so, my potential day of catching terrorists is in its typical normal evening down-time.

According to KSK, Tony Romo and Jessica have split up...

I mean, I know she's hot, but she's just too stupid. I don't think I could bring myself to screw someone who is functionally retarded.

And according to me, Papa Joe now has Jessica's vag-ine all to himself now. You go boy.

Real report of it here