10) Beyond whether or not I want to ask NASCAR race car driver Tony Stewart a question, if he loves the Whopper so much, why doesn't he, you know, eat the damned thing, rather than sit there with it perched in his hand? Perhaps his love is less than, you know, gustatory. I'm seeing an "American Pie" kind of relationship, really...9) Once again, why is the AT&T Minutes Woman so damn tense about her calling plan? I get that saving money is important, but I'm just not ready for the stress.8) Are you ready to go to the NFL yet? I've made my will, shaved both eyebrows and accepted Hank Baskett as my personal savior. But actual relocation, no. Maybe next month.7) Do some of the common risk factors for Lipitor appear to include being filmed in black and white?6) I'm happy that Girl Steeler Fan is able to use Sprint to call random strangers and abuse them for not being the fan of a 1-2 team. But I do wonder where they found a Girl Steeler Fan that wasn't morbidly obese?5) Do you really ...
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