10) Continually asked if he wants to knock a battery off their shoulder9) Cameras are routinely turned on when he talks, for no good reason8) Writers keep missing all of the good things he brings to the table, like, um, hold on, we'll think of something7) Has to withstand the constant attention of tens of people in upstate New York6) Made him film an extraordinarily unpopular reality show against his will5) Keeps asking him if he wants to join in their fun game of throwing people under bu...
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