Found October 11, 2013 on
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The New York Giants are winless. Like, they have as many wins in the NFL as you and I. They also have a QB, Eli Manning, who has thrown more interceptions than Craig James has killed hookers. Gibber-jabber, narrative, bluh bluh bluh…..
I could give three ***** about Eli’s incompetence as a quarterback this season. I am not about to go all ******* crazy and say things as dumb as “the Giants need to draft a QB” or that Eli has “officially been diagnosed with down syndrome”.
What I will do, however, is let you in on a little secret. Here is a day in the life of Eli Manning. It starts on the field, heads to the press conference and finally finishes up with someone catching him moonlighting at his part-time gig. It should also be noted, though, the very last frame was aqquired right before New York’s Special Victims Unit arrested him for being a drag queen, but still trying to get impregnated by a lobster….in god damn Manhattan.
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Last night we debated whether Eli Manning's third interception was on him or on tight end Brandon Myers who -- as Tom Coughlin pointed out -- was able to get his hands on the ball.
Myers didn't speak to the press following the game but was available at his locker today.
"It was unfortunate. I was there and we just didn't connect" Myers said.
He added: "...
New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning is having a nightmare of a season and now everyone is criticizing his lackluster play, even politicians. Manning recently endorsed and attended fundraiser last for incumbent Hoboken Mayor Dawn Zimmer. Councilman Tim Occhipinti who is running for Mayor of Hoboken took the endorsement by the Giants quarterback and is using Eli’s struggles for...
There are a lot of terrible teams in the NFL, and by and large, it’s easy to see why those teams perform so poorly. Still, there are a few teams in the league’s cellar that really make no sense at all. The New York Giants may be the best example of such a team this year. The Giants are led by a head coach and quarterback pair that have won two Super Bowls together, beating...
This is easily the best ‘Manning Face’ screen grab in NFL history. Not only is the face priceless, but the graphic below it about Eli Manning’s interceptions this season makes it perfect.
New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning opened the team’s Thursday night game against the Chicago Bears with two interceptions and a solid "Eli Face."
New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning talks about the loss against the Bears and his team’s mindset moving forward.
I know this will be hard to hear for many fans of the New York Football Giants but trust me when I tell you, it’s not time to give up on Eli Manning.
Don’t me wrong for all intents and purposes the 2013 season is all but over for the G-Men. Their turnover filled 27-21 defeat at the hands of the Chicago Bears Thursday Night saw to that.
And Manning, who was responsible for all...
Eli Manning was about to lead the New York Giants to their first victory of the season against the Chicago Bears on Thursday night. But his crushing interception in the final two minutes deep in Chicago territory ended the Giants chance. The Giants are now 0-6 following the 27-21 loss to the Bears. “It’s difficult. I feel bad for my teammates. I feel bad for my coaches,”...
A Thursday night match-up with the Bears could bring the Giants to 0-6, or it can possibly start a turn-around to a more positive second half.
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Words cannot thoroughly describe how bad the Giants have been in the first 5 weeks of the 2013 season. The Giants have looked lost and very prone to making critical mistakes at the worst...
(Eds: With AP Photos.) By HOWARD FENDRICH AP Pro Football Writer Much is being made of how lopsided everyone expects Sunday's game to be between Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and the visiting Jacksonville Jaguars.
One team, after all, is 5-0 and scored 51 points last weekend. The other is 0-5 and scored a grand total of 51 points all season. One team has Manning and his...
I am a die hard New Yok Giants fan, True Blue, but at this point, there is no need to win any football games. Jadeveon Clowney is literally WAITING to be selected with the #1 overall pick in the upcoming NFL draft (unless a team with QB needs "beats" us). This game started out as expected, with an Eli Manning INT, but then the defense stopped the Bears who went for...