Found February 18, 2013 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
PLAYERS: Ndamukong Suh
TEAMS: Detroit Lions
So Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh will be diving into a pool on what is surely to be one of the dive reality shows in recent times.  ABC’s show “Splash” will debut one month from Tuesday, so they’re starting to ramp-up the promotions now.  Their current promo centers around Suh as the voiceover reads, “This is Pro Bowl defensive lineman Ndamukong Suh.  He’s 6-foot-4, 310 pounds and this is what he sounds like hitting the water at 35 m.p.h. from three stories high.” They don’t actually show the big man jumping off the board or hitting the water (you can see the ad below).  But what they do show is Suh’s name.  And it’s quite apparent that the guy (or girl) in charge of graphics isn’t what you’d call a “sports person.”  The screencap proves it.  NDAMUKONG SUY, everybody! Dear Suh’s people, Get on that.  Signed, Ouch And the video…
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