Originally written on Razzball Football  |  Last updated 4/1/13
Sing it with me!  His name was Kevin/He was a Cardinal/He had a 6 year 60 mil deal and then played 15 games in 2 years…and on and on and so forth.  What, you thought you’d get the full song outta me?  BUY THE ALBUM!  Kids these days with their Napsters and their Limewire.  You could buy the single if you prefer for .99 cents or the deluxe $1.99 one that has an image of me signing a fan’s boobs.  I didn’t realize I had such a male following but when you dress to impress, you get to sign flesh.  But back to the moral of the story here: don’t sign man boobs when a camera is near by.  And for another moral to a story that’s more relevant to the topic at hand, while NCAA fans were getting treated to a Shocker for the first time this weekend, the Buffalo Bills were signing Kevin Kolb to a 2 year deal on Saturday worth a very incentive-laden $13 million.  Now here’s where I’m about to zig where a million people are zagging and no I’m not talking about those poor Gonzaga fans out there: I l
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