Browns Camp: Group Therapy Edition

As part of the NFL’s continuing mission to improve the public images of their players and to prevent further national embarrassment, the league has recently mandated group counseling sessions for all 32 teams. Although the NFL’s new wellness policy prohibits the release of confidential information based on these sessions, a Cleveland Reboot intern managed to sneak a rather cumbersome 1980’s style tape recorder and microphone into Shaun Smith’s buttocks. The following is a transcript of the session featuring several prominent Browns players.   Therapist I am hoping that this session will benefit all of you. I want to stress that this is a safe zone: please do not feel inhibited in your responses. Brady Quinn Are you hitting on me? Therapist You must be Brady. I have heard a lot about you. Let’s start with you, Eric. You’re assuming a lot of responsibility this year. Would you like to share your feelings with the group? Eric Mangini (Silence) T...