Here we have the greatest Jay Cutler jersey ever. Make that the greatest Chicago Bears jersey ever. Special shout out to my tipster from “C-Murder,” who like me, hails from the SICA on this one.
You know this Jay Cutler story, but in case you don’t, here’s a refresher:
At a trendy sushi restaurant in Chicago during the off-season, a guy goes to the bathroom and sees Jay Cutler, hat on backwards, at the urinal. So the guy starts going to the bathroom next to him and says, “Hey, Jay I also went to Vanderbilt, we might know some of the same people…”
Jay cuts him off mid-sentence with: “DOOOONNNNTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRREEEEEE.”
Behold this jersey:
I dug up a witness to this Jay Cutler story. Here’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
He also says that the yelling part is exaggerated. Still very funny either way. Jay Cutler has put up decent numbers as we’re halfway through the third quarter, today. 14-18 for 175 1TD and no INT. Unfortunately, he’s lost a fumble and his OL has played terri