Create The Caption #378

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winners....


"After a quick shot of 5-Hour Asshole, Skip Bayless is ready to start the day!"- Wade Robertson

"Where's Steven A? This has to make me "New School""- BHill

"Pictured: Skip Bayless mistaking a bottle of Purell for Dwyane Wade."- Dan W.
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kid Rock throwing out the first pitch for the Tigers? (Via Big League Stew)


Your Daily Links:

Vin Scully Puts Nick Adenhart's Passing In Perspective (The Will Leitch Experiment)
A Great Catch By Reed Johnson On Prince Fielder (TPS)
Marcellus Wiley Likes The Playboy Mansion (Yardbarker)
John Cena vs. Kevin Federline (Outside The Boxscore)
A Preview Of The Spike Lee Kobe Documentary (BSO)
ESPN Enjoys That Dramatic Chipmunk Video (NESW Sports)
Obama Has No Time For The Nats (3:10 To Joba)
Sergio Is Still Whining (LOCG)