In late September, I brought forth the hypothesis that Cowboys offensive lineman Flozell Adams was a fat dick. It was a scientific study involving charts, graphs, bunsen burners, a powerpoint presentation and me a in white lab coat holding a stick. Or maybe it was a blog post.At that point, Adams had done the virtuous thing any fat person who can't block a skinny person would do, tripping the skinny person and injuring their shoulder. Well Tubs O'Cantblock was at it again Sunday, taking a swing at Tuck before halftime of yet another Giants victory against Dallas.
After the game, they let the expletives fly.
"I laugh at stuff like that," Tuck said. "It just just proves what kind of dirtbag he is."
Adams had this comment about Tuck: "I ain't talking about him. He's a nobody."
OK. Those aren't expletives. But I think we can all agree that Adams' best days are behind him, and he's full-on prepared to do whatever it takes to block more talented players. Why just this morning I heard a report on the radio that Adams plans on using a knife to stop Jared Allen if they meet in the playoffs and an old-fashioned hammer to pick up any of the Saints' blitz packages. He ain't gotta block those guys. They a bunch of nobodies. Unlike Flozell, who will be starring in Shrek 4 in between shooting scenes for Ocean's 14 and hosting Saturday Night Live.
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