Found September 22, 2008 on
Epic Carnival:
by Tracer Bullet, Staff Writer
I was hoping I'd more perspective about this after a few hours. Nope. Shooter is also and Eagles fan may be along later with something more analytical. Top 10 Acclerants for Self-Immolation, say, or Top 10 Pieces of Garbage to Burn on Andy Reid's Lawn or Top 10 Ways Murder A Cowboys Fan Using Common Household Items (He loves showing off his Delta Force training. He and Prophet periodically get drunk on some unholy mixture of distilled cobra venom and badger sweat and play something called "Bleed Out" with a machete).
Shooter's a bit more dispassionate than me -- I guess a trained assassin would have to be. As for me, I'm going to avoid anything football related for a week and take a page from Lloyd Carr for solace.
Isn't he adorable? Yeah, he has to die.
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I was hoping I'd more perspective about this after a few hours. Nope. Shooter is also and Eagles fan may be along later with something more analytical. Top 10 Acclerants for Self-Immolation, say, or Top 10 Pieces of Garbage to Burn on Andy Reid's Lawn or Top 10 Ways Murder A Cowboys Fan Using Common Household Items (He loves showing off his Delta Force training. He and Prophet periodically get drunk on some unholy mixture of distilled cobra venom and badger sweat and play something called "Bleed Out" with a machete).
Shooter's a bit more dispassionate than me -- I guess a trained assassin would have to be. As for me, I'm going to avoid anything football related for a week and take a page from Lloyd Carr for solace.Isn't he adorable? Yeah, he has to die.
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