Originally posted on sun-sentinel.com  |  Last updated 11/25/11
I don’t mean to stereotype, but the typical guy usually likes three things: Sports, the ladies and cars. Quarterbacks like Matt Moore deserve a chance. Therefore, let me speak to the masses in a context most Miami Dolphins fans should be able to understand (at least those of us without ovaries, and in possession of game). I want to share a story with you about two beautiful women I dated in college. Names won’t be disclosed to protect the innocent. Stay with me here. The first young lady – let us call her Henne – I only saw on Fridays during a biology lab. She always looked good during class. But for those who aren’t familiar with the college I attended, let me advise you that Friday is the day most students at Florida A&M dress up like they’re participating in a fashion show to go hang out on the set socializing. So, I eventually courted the young lady, who leaned on me heavily to get through the lab (and science is my worst subject). We got serious for a bit, but I was never comfortable
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