Found August 20, 2012 on
“Hands up, motherf**kers! Hands up!” That’s the battle cry from Jason Witten fan at Saturday’s Cowboys-Chargers game at Jack Murphy. The football season hasn’t really started until the first fan fight videos start rolling in. You won’t see Whitey Witten throw punches, but he’s full of great ghetto slang that’ll entertain your ass at work this morning.
“Hands up, motherf**kers!”
“Parking lot, punk!”
“Hands up, *****!”
“To the parking lot, ******!”
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