Found October 17, 2011 on Shutdown Corner:
On Monday, Jon Gruden signed a five-year contract extension to remain at ESPN. Fake Jon Gruden reflects upon the decision. Unless it's reflectin' upon havin' learned at the feet of one of the NFL's all-time great coaches, or how I grew up a Cleveland Browns fan, or that I wudn't very good when I played football in college, or my seven times interviewin' for the Raiders job with Al Davis or that it was a privilege to be on the same field as class acts like Ronde Barber, Tony Dungy and Tom Brady, or that night Peyton Manning came back to beat us after he was down 21 points in the fourth quarter, or the one time I met the first President Bush or how I used to love the anticipation of playin' on Monday night, I don't like to talk about myself too much. But my name was in the news today so I gotta say somethin' about it. Getting to coach 53 men and lead them into battle in the National Football League was always a dream of mine and I loved every minut...
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