Finally, A Campaign We Can All Agree With

Do you see this face? This is more than a man with a super stache. This is Patrick Dugan and he is a city judge in Philadelphia. He also hates the Cowboys. And he is also using his haterd for "America's Team" as a key component for his re-election campaign.Here's a few of the highlights from some fliers he had made for his campaign.* Currently a captain in the U.S. Army Reserves* Bronze Star, Combat Action Badge, Global War on Terrorism Medal* Philly Mag's Best Philadelphian 2004* Child advocate as a lawyer* Prefers cheesesteak wiz witout* HATES the Dallas Cowboys I don't live in Philly, but I'm scouring the internet trying to find a loop hole so I can vote for this great upstanding American. We really need more men like him.He knows a just cause (The Philadelphia Inquirer)Fan of No Guts, No Glory? Subscribe to our feed! or Follow us on Twitter!