'Twas the night before the Championship, when all through the league
Not a creature was stirring, not even ex-'Boy George Teague.
Lineups were set on team pages with care,
In the hopes plenty of points soon would be there.
The owners were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Cam TDs danced in their heads.
And Funston in his 'kerchief, and I in my hat,
Had just opened our mics for a long fantasy chat...
On this week's Santastic show, we'll update you on the latest regarding Ben Roethlisberger, Chris Johnson, Felix Jones and Vincent Jackson, decide whether Adrian Peterson will be naughty or nice in Washington, explain why Jeremy Maclin is poised to spread plenty of holiday cheer, contemplate if Frank Gore is more man or muppet, play a game of over/unders and, of course, attempt to steer your team toward thy perfect light. Here's how YOU can become part of the Freak Show.
Pull up a chair. Stroke the leg lamp....