Originally written on Purple Jesus Diaries  |  Last updated 12/30/12
OK ladies, this is it. Here we go. Everyone take a deep breathe and try not to get nervous tummies where you have to poop a bunch. We need you for the long haul. It's the final game of the Minnesota Vikings' regular season, and they're playing the Green Bay Packers. If the Vikings win, they're playing again next week like a boss. If they lose today, they still could play again next week, but more like a dog with it's tail between it's legs rather than a boss. Or they couldn't be playing at all, if the Giants, Bears, or Cowboys all win. We don't like that. So just win and make this simple. It's a big day, so let's jump in another Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread that hopefully isn't the last one of the year. Let's see if Adrian Peterson becomes living history. Let's see if Christian Ponder stops playing like a lion cub for one week. Let's see if Mason Crosby continues to be a huge dick head (please!). Let's see if we can cap off this ridiculously unexpected season and sneak into the playoffs. Enjoy the game everyone. It's should be a blast. And remember, God hates the Packers: Haha, stupid Packers. I'll be in Wisconsin all day, surprisingly, spending a delayed Christmas time with extended family during the game who are all Packer fans. I am prepared to act like a total **** head whether the Vikings win or lose, but I really am hoping they win and put frowns on all their faces. Merry Christmas, losers! [follow]
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