Originally posted on Vikings Digital Diaries  |  Last updated 3/19/13
As Greg Jennings stepped off his plane in Minnesota Friday evening, he was still on his cell phone taking a phone call. But who could it be?! Greg Jennings: Hello, this is Greg? Yes, Greg Jennings ... I'm sorry, who? BFF? Best Friends Forever, or ... Brett Favre: No you baboon, I said Brett Favre, F*cker! How the hell are ya?! What're you doing?! Greg Jennings: Holy ****! Brett Favre! How you doing, old man? I haven't heard from you forever! You still tossing balls to high school boys in Mississippi? Brett Favre: Sure am, sure am, or rather, trying to, but the police are real careful about which balls I toss them when we practice outside, so I usually make sure we're inside where no prying eyes can see us, and especially when we get to the showers and ... Greg Jennings: Whoa, no, Brett, hey, I was asking if you're still doing some coaching. Are you coaching? Are you coaching young men to play the game of football? Brett Favre: Huh? Oh yeah, whatever. Hey, listen, I hear you're in Minnesota, huh? Thinking of signing to play football with the Vikings? Greg Jennings: Haha, you old Silver Fox! You never could let the game escape you, could you?! Haha, yeah, I actually just landed in Minnesota, just stepping off the plane. We're going to see what they say, you know, how they plan to use me in the offense, what it'd be like to play with Adrian Peterson, what the contract numbers will be like, you ... Brett Favre: Oh, don't let Zygi screw you out of money. He's a Jew, he'll do that you know. Greg Jennings: What? No, Brett, it's not like that. I'm pretty excited. They've been calling my agent pretty hard, making it look like they really want me to join this team, have a big leadership role with the Vikings to get them on the right path. This team is really starting to come into their own, you know? I think they have a lot of potential, with some great young guys and I'm really looking forward to possibly signing with them and ... Brett Favre: Where are they taking you to dinner? Greg Jennings: Huh? Oh, uh, I guess I don't know. I think someone mentioned Manny's Steakhouse? It should be alright. Look, I guess I'm not really concerned with the dinner, it's more about meeting ... Brett Favre: Oh that place is ****. It's glorified dog meat. Randy would tell you. Greg Jennings: Randy? Randy Moss? What ... Brett Favre: Hey, that's fine, that's just fine, listen up though. When you chat with Big Leslie, do me a favor will ya? You tell him you'll sign for less than they'd have to give Percy if they can promise you they'll give the Old Gunslinger a call come late August, after training camp, and let's say you and me join up again over in Minnesota, make some Millions, and turn some hoes out, huh?! How 'bout it? Greg Jennings: ... Hey, man, it was nice talking to you though. I gotta run, OK? We'll, uh, we'll be in touch. Don't get too lonely, OK? See ya Brett. *click* Bill Musgrave: Hi Greg! Glad you could make it. Who was that on the phone? Greg Jennings: Oh, uh, no one, just a past mistake. It's cool though. Let's talk Vikings. *PS: Satire! No one actually said any of this. As far as I know, at least. Mabye Brett Favre did. [follow]
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