Originally posted on The Slanch Report  |  Last updated 11/4/11

******* Texas, it's like the people there are living in a separate reality that doesn't gibe with the one the rest of us inhabit. 

First we saw yesterday the very confused Houston Texans fan who decided to permanently mar his body with a tattoo celebrating the (not going to happen) upcoming Super Bowl win by his favorite football team this year. Today, we get a Rangers fan who did something similar.

Prior to game 7 of the World Series, so sure that his favorite team would take home the title, he went to a tattoo shop and had "World Champs 2011" and the Rangers logo tattooed on his back. 

Obviously the Rangers did NOT win.

Here's an idea: WAIT TO GET THE ******* TATTOO UNTIL YOUR TEAM ACTUALLY WINS THE GODDAMN GAME! Is it really too much to wait 24 hours before getting a PERMANENT thing tattooed onto your body?

Does getting it prior to the game make you a bigger fan? I'd argue it makes you a bigger ******* IDIOT, but that's just me...

I say we let Texas secede and be the republic it wants on its own, I'm embarrassed that we come from the same country. 

[Sportress of Blogitude] 
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