If the Chicago Bears Were Simpsons, Part 2

We are back with more Bears as Simpsons characters, thanks to your suggestions and participation. I think we all know what Comic Book Guy would have said about the Bengals game: Worst. Episode. Ever. Be sure to add your inventions to the comments. And now...JCS presents: The Bears as Simpsons characters, part 2. Johnny Knox as Maggie Simpson Both are too young to know what a mess of a family they've been drafted/born into. (submitted by Sarah Spain) Virginia McCaskey as Mona Simpson Most didn't realize either were still alive for many years. (Submitted by Max Power) Bears Secondary as The Be-Sharps Time has passed them both by and they're not very good anymore. Likely to be broken up soon. Lance Briggs as Apu Both are the hardest workers at their positions; both have 5+ kids (Submitted by Adam Simpson) Mike McCaskey as C. Montgomery Burns Do I really need to add anything here? Rod Marinelli as Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel Much like the Sham-Wow, this one sells itse...