Originally written on 60 Max Power O  |  Last updated 11/9/14
Really. If the Cincinnati Bengals wanted to endear themselves to an old grizzled Bengals fan, who has promoted unfathomable fandom behind a Hall of Famer Anthony Munoz and Willie Anderson, they would simply draft an offensive lineman every year. Need a running back? Draft a 300-pound lineman to pound idiot safeties crashing the hole (despite being a defensive lineman, think Domata Peko). After all, offensive linemen are football; the swords that clash in the midst of battle, the tanks that charge through the front lines; beasts that muscle hapless defenders so players like Andy Dalton can stand comfortably in the pocket, or (the flavor of the moment) running back squeezes through a lane big enough to gain steam and break the big one. A momentary and welcomed exodus of departing offensive guards occurred during the offseason, perhaps at the expressive joy of fans celebrating underneath Kings Island fireworks booming in the background with a sound not unlike mortar during a WWII b...
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